Hosanna in Excelsis, boys and girls!

You can be sure the festive season is underway when the mind resonates with those uncontrollably suicidal thoughts that somehow manage to worm their way into your fucking skull.

So, after a highly successful teaser campaign, I have decided to celebrate our yuletide misgivings by uploading a bauble to the blessed internet: Irritable Bowell Psycho!

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This is the second in a series of submissions that focus on the lighter side of human misery, the other so far being based on leprosy. Despite public bafflement, more will gleefully follow.

As my first game this submission is actual crap, not only thematically, but literally also.

Straying misguidedly from my comfort zone, I pieced this game together whilst also trying to knock out a cartoon. It wasn’t easy and I greatly underestimated how much effort this bastard thing would take.

Even condemning the animation to an embarrassing 1982 aesthetic took months of punishing gruel, which amount to nothing more than an awkward curiosity that nobody in their right mind would pay any attention to for more than a couple of minutes – so no change there, then.

The pay off, such as it is, is that I now have the rudimentary skills to cobble together another game, an engine for which has already been put into gear. It seems that I haven’t learnt my lesson at all.

But hey, wipe away those tears, because I am now almost halfway through a cartoon which I’m surprisingly pleased with. I’d even go as far as to say I’m quietly confident that my new ‘toon will be - perhaps - good?

So it seems that I end this year on a delirious (delusional?) high. I’ve got 3 cartoons planned for next year, each more violent and horrifying than the last, to be released at 3-4 month intervals, plus a new game, so our paths will hopefully cross once more, sweet friend.

So, until next we meet, I bid you all a most excellent Christmas and a salubrious and sexy New Year.

There will be blood.

-Turbo xxx