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Uhm...
Being addict to sex?
That's actually a disease...

I was sorta thinking more about physical diseases (more fun to animate!) rather than mental, but you may be onto something.

"...most of us will die of death and disease at some time in our life."
Usually it happens towards the end of your life.

Most of us will die of death and disease at some time in our life.

But we can also die of fat and war.

"most of us will die of death"
interesting observation.

polio

According to Wikipedia, Polio can be spread by the "fecal-oral route". Maybe I can do something with that. We'll see...

Thanks, Skipper!

Rare ailments, you say?

Well, one of the rarest conditions known to medicine is Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva. in which muscles, tendons, and ligaments gradually turn into bone, eventually leaving the afflicted individual completely unable to move; hence the name "Stone Man Syndrome". If you can find humor in something that horrifying, well, color me impressed.

Additional info, as always, on wickerpoedia:
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_os sificans_progressiva</a>

YIKES! Now we're in business!

Thanks a lot, RIGg0rMORtis!

Harlequin babies are hilarious, but I doubt you'd be able to top Catoblepas' entry.
How 'bout gout? Nobody's done gout!
Strabismus is supposedly what gave Marty Feldman his bug-eyes. I'll bet that would play well in your style.
Radiation poisoning paints a pretty picture.
Yellow Fever could be a barrel of monkeys. Or Rabies for that matter.

HA HA! Awesome stuff, Clubbaseal!
I could definitely do something with Strabismus or Rabies.

The world is full of great diseases!

You sir, are quite different. We need more people like you on this planet! Here is one you might be able to use! It's called Elephantiasis. The extreme enlargement of a body part due to a malfunction in the lymphatic vessels! There's been documented reports of people's scrotums swelling to the size of basket balls!

Thanks man! :D

Elephantiasis would be a great one to animate, loads of fun with bloated scrotum's!

Are you still working on these? Paranoia ought to spark some innovative ideas. :)

At the moment I'm working on two things which are vaguely disease/ ailment based.

I actually wrote a "script" around the idea of paranoia a while ago and may even have a voice actor interested, so who knows what the future holds!

Thanks for the suggestion, dude!

:D